Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

allurice:

naastygyal:

shindysbaby:

drinoo:

intealbehayatim:

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

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policygal:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

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paleception:

online garden here

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tiptopkoality:

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homeless-network:

this is my favourite picture ever

WAIT WHAAT

Classy 

hahahahahAHAHAHA harry is a disgrace i love him

ladies & gentlemen, the royal family

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girlannachronism:

Christian Dior spring 2012 couture backstage

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clubpeach:

Mizuhara is queen 

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tumbledownthemountain:

sleepise:

Fall 2015 Ready-to-Wear: Francesco Scognamiglio

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fuckyeahvasylchenko:

Antonina Vasylchenko

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